Dope Dog Horoscopes : Week of July 12th – 18th

This week, all dogs will receive the ability to talk! Be prepared to learn what your dogs really think about you…


Have you ever thought that you were being watched? That’s because your Aries pup is looking at you right now….


You can always depend on the kindness of Taurus dogs. Except for this week when your pup abandons you for your neighbor who has those peanut butter treats you refuse to buy because they weird.


Your Gemini doggo is the nicest doggo on the block. This week, your pup will give back to the community by rolling over on their back so everyone can have the honor to pet the belly of such an amazing dog.


Your Cancer Canine is very angry at you. Figure it out.


Leo dogs are very confident but don’t like to think things through. When your Leo dog attempts to chase the squirrel who torments them every morning up a tree, stop them because a dog who fails to jump off your bed properly is going to fall outta that tree.



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